Hi, I'm Matthew and I'm from Northern Ireland so maybe we can stop being strangers now

stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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Gf:babe come over
Me:I'm eating garlic bread
Gf:I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me:it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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spookyspiders:

awardweiner:

Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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